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Largest Mining Sector: 15,308thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,265thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,335th
The OIS-0157 of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Hope Is Gone
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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OIS Tempranillo

Population1.564 billion

CurrencyHalicarnassus
AnimalWhite Phoenix

The OIS-0157 of OIS Tempranillo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The cynical, devout population of 1.564 billion OIS Tempranilloans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.7%.

The all-consuming OIS Tempranilloan economy, worth 165 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,951 Halicarnassuses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 342,422 per year while the poor average 24,774, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, adultery has been made a capital offence, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash", and misbehaving White Phoenixes deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OIS Tempranillo's national animal is the White Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

OIS Tempranillo is ranked 74,736th in the world and 174th in Ordo Imperialia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Mining Sector: 15,308thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,265thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,335thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,323rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,862ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,549thBest Weather: 22,746thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,042ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,424th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 58th in the regionMost Developed: 60th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 62nd in the regionLargest Governments: 73rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in OIS Tempranillo, misbehaving White Phoenixes deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others.
  • : Following new legislation in OIS Tempranillo, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash".
  • : Following new legislation in OIS Tempranillo, adultery has been made a capital offence.
  • : OIS Tempranillo was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in OIS Tempranillo, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist.
  • : Following new legislation in OIS Tempranillo, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • : Following new legislation in OIS Tempranillo, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in OIS Tempranillo, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in OIS Tempranillo, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
  • : Following new legislation in OIS Tempranillo, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.

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